A relationship is like a house
If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.
Unless that house is a lying whore
Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.
This took the best possible turn.
Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick
Could we get some more FUCKING NOTES ON THIS because this is the best post I’ve seen on this website
luv dis show
Bump uglies with whomever you want! As long as it’s consenting, I don’t care!!